Some answers here are live. Only one is forecastable in real time: midges, scored for twenty Highland destinations from three-hourly Met Office data. Everything else on this page is straight seasonal information, not a live forecast. No registration, and no pretending otherwise — a number nobody measured is worse than saying we don’t have one.
“The best defence against insects short of a rolled up newspaper.”
— AIR VICE-MARSHAL GRIEVE, FILE: THE BAMPOT
The data on this page is derived from Air Vice-Marshal Grieve’s own tactical intelligence — intercepted communiqués from the airborne divisions known as The Cloud. We reframe his operational reports as a practical midge forecast. He is not consulted on the editorial direction. He writes letters. We ignore them.
Only one answer here is live: midges, scored for twenty Highland destinations from three-hourly Met Office data. Everything else is straight seasonal information. No registration, and no pretending otherwise.
Data derived from Air Vice-Marshal Grieve’s tactical intelligence — intercepted communiqués from the airborne divisions known as The Cloud. He is not consulted on the editorial direction. He writes letters. We ignore them.